foreveranevilregal asked: Once you get this you have to list five things that you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to ten of your favourite followers. :) :) :)

Aww thank you :) <3.

Let’s see:

1) I’m very patient

2) I’m a good listener

3) I’m quite positive/optimistic

4) I help others when I can

5) I try to be kind to every person I meet.

(I am so sorry for addressing this so late. I’ve been working 35-40 hours with only one day off a week, I’ve been quite sick this past week and a half, and tumblr never notified me that I had a message, but I appreciate this so much <3).

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retr0philia:

sad-cut-and-laughing:

sangsterman:

voguebarakat:

twoblokesandafuckloadofcutlery:

So I accidentally started playing 25 different pop punk songs in 25 different tabs.
Beautiful mistake.

MY ABSOLUTE NEW FAVOURITE POST. JESUS CHRIST. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. ALL OF THIS. 

How did you accidentally do this? 

FUCK

Why are bloopers/gag reels so short?

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Pets and Tumblr photoset

thankyoucorndog:

boomer-overboard:

thankyoucorndog:

"boy i’m in a great mood!"

"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."

The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.

yes

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supernyatural:

girlwholovesdragons:

temperamentalheavingheart:

thinkthatthetimehascome:

ianoshea:

jocundasykes:

welcome-foolishmortals:

I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK

ICH WEINE

The one about the dudes penis being stuck is like a poem

THESE TOOK ME LIKE TEN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH I WAS CRYING AT EACH ONE

this post is terrifyingly funny when your high.

homohotlips69

Holy shit I am dying from laughter


HUNGRY for DONG